Two old men are sitting in a bar. One of them looks at the other & says, “You look familiar… where are you from?”
The second old man replies, “Ireland.”
The first old man looks astonished & says, ”No way, I’m from Ireland myself, what a small world!”
The second old man then looks at the first, “What city?”
The first old man says, “Dublin?”
The second old man looks astonished, “No way, I’m from Dublin meself! What a small world.”
The first man looks at the second old man, “What school do you go to?”
The second old man replies, “Saint Mary’s class of ’89.”
The first old man is absolutely baffled, ”NO WAY, Saint Mary’s class of ’89, myself! What a small world!”
At this point, another man comes into the bar & says to the bartender, “Hey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?”
The bartender says, “Not really… but the Murphy twins are drunk again.”
LOL!!
An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer
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The old man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
The bartender serves his beer and then asks him, “So what do you do?”
The old man replies, “Well, sir, I’m a cowboy.”
“Wow,” said the bartender, “what exactly does a cowboy do?”
“Well, sir, I work on a ranch all day, I ride horses and herd cattle, I take care of the land, and all the animals on the ranch.”
“That’s very interesting,” said the bartender.
After a while, a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sits down next to the cowboy, and orders a drink.
“Well,” said the bartender. “What do you do?”
With the old man listening in, the woman says, “Well, sir, I’m a lesbian.”
“Interesting,” said the bartender, “what exactly is a lesbian?
“Well, I wake up in the morning thinking about women. I eat breakfast thinking about women. I go through my day thinking about women. I’m constantly thinking about women.”
“Interesting,” says the bartender.
Some time passes, and the old man leaves that bar and goes to another bar.
He sits down and orders a beer, and the bartender says, “So, sir, what do you do?”
The old man looks at him and says, “Well, this morning I was a cowboy, but to tell you the truth, now I think I’m a lesbian!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
