Three Guys, a Few Beers, and a Surprise Ending

Three guys are having a few beers

and talking about how

dumb their wives are.

Guy1: My wife is so dumb

she wants to spend $15,000

to redo the kitchen and she

can’t even cook.

Guy 2: That’s nothing.

My wife wants me to buy

her a new $50,000 car

and she can’t even drive yet.

Guy 3: My wife is

dumber that both of them.

She bought 3 boxes

of condoms to take

on a business trip

and she doesn’t

even have a di’k.

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