Three guys are having a few beers
and talking about how
dumb their wives are.
Guy1: My wife is so dumb
she wants to spend $15,000
to redo the kitchen and she
can’t even cook.
Guy 2: That’s nothing.
My wife wants me to buy
her a new $50,000 car
and she can’t even drive yet.
Guy 3: My wife is
dumber that both of them.
She bought 3 boxes
of condoms to take
on a business trip
and she doesn’t
even have a di’k.
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