Two old men are sitting
on a bench in the park.
A young, attractive girl
runs by in a sports bra and shorts.
One of the men smiles,
and the girl comes over,
asking, “Why are you grinning at me, you creep?”
The old man replies kindly,
“I’m not smiling at you,
I’m smiling because no matter how tough life gets,
seeing pretty young girls
in summer always
makes an old man feel better.
The girl, touched
, kisses him on the
cheek and jogs away
. The old man then
turns to his friend
and says, “3-0, your turn.
