Little Johnny gets an F in math
I am sure that there are not many people who favored mathematics at school. Well, dealing with numbers, fractions, percentages, and the rest of the math operations,…
What I Heard at the Food Court Caught Me Completely Off Guard
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food…
It’s just a little gas.
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach. “Why, no Father,” answered…
A lesson in logicc.
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the…
Saving A Shirt
MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt? BUTLER: Yes, sir. MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed! BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing…
I Covered $6 for a Mom’s Baby Formula — The Next Day, My Manager Called Me In and Handed Me an Envelope
I’m a 40-year-old grocery store cashier, and covering $6 for a tired mom’s baby formula seemed like nothing—until the next morning, when my manager handed me an…
My Grandkids Only Came at Christmas for the Money — Until One Year Showed Me Who Truly Cared
When I was 87 years old, I learned a truth about love that I wish I had understood decades earlier. It did not come gently, nor did…
There was an old priest
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,…
The Biker Who Became Her Guardian How an Old Woman Counting Pennies Changed My Life
The Day Eva Saved Me She was so small I almost didn’t notice her at first — an elderly woman counting out pennies on the counter, her…
Family Visiting
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she notices four legs instead of two!…CONTINUE READING BELOW