An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane and turned to him, saying, “Would you like to chat?
Flights go faster when you strike up a conversation with your seatmate.”
The cowboy, who had just started reading his book, looked up and replied,
“Well, what would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” the atheist said with a smirk.
“How about why there’s no God, no Heaven or Hell, and no life after death?”
JOKE OF THE DAY: An atheist was seated next to an old cowboy on a plane and turned to him, saying,
“Would you like to chat? Flights go faster when you strike up a conversation with your seatmate.”
The cowboy, who had just started reading his book, looked up and replied, “Well, what would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” the atheist said with a smirk. “How about why there’s no God, no Heaven or Hell, and no life after death?”
The cowboy paused, then said, “Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you something first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass.
Yet, a deer leaves little pellets, a cow produces flat patties, and a horse makes clumps. Why do you think that is?”
The atheist, caught off guard by the question, thought for a moment and admitted, “I have no idea.”