Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, “I’m sorry, son, but I have bad news, the donkey died.’

Chuck replied, “Well, just give me my money back then.”

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’

Chuck said, ‘Okay, just bring me the dead donkey then.’

The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said you can’t raffle off him!’

Chuck said, ‘Of course I can, I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’

A month later, the farmer met John and asked him, “What happened?

Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and I made a profit of $898.’

The farmer said, “Nobody complained?

Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won, so I gave him his $2 back.’

LOL!!

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A Farmer Was Driving Down The Highway.

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in front of your truck?”

He replied, “No, I didn’t know that.”

The cop ask the farmer where he was going and he said, “To Memphis.”

The cop said, “I’ll let you off the hook this time if you promise to take the pig to the zoo when you get to Memphis.”

So the farmer promised he would. A few days later, the cop spotted the farmer with the pig driving down the road and he pulled him over again.

The cop said, “I thought I told you to take this pig to the zoo when you got to Memphis.”

And he replied, “I did and we had so much fun, I’m taking him to the circus.”

LOL!!

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