A man comes running to the doctor, shouting…

A man comes running to the doctor, shouting and screaming in pain…

“Please doctor you’ve got to help me, I’ve been stung by a bee,” yells the man.

“Don’t worry,” says the doctor, “I’ll put some cream on it.”

The man protests, “You will never find that bee, it must be miles away by now.”

“No, you don’t understand,” says the doctor, “I’ll put some cream on the place you were stung.”

“Oh, it happened in the garden in back of my house,” says the man.

“No, no, no,” says the doctor, getting frustrated,

“I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you?”

“On my finger,” screams the man in pain, “The bee stung me on my finger, and it really hurts!”

“Which one,” asks the doctor.

“How am I supposed to know?” asks the man…

“All the bees look the same to me!”

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