HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do..”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry? ” HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: “Would you live in our house?” HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.” WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?” WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?” HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.” WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?” HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
