Wife wish to husband – JOKE OF THE DAY

Wife wish to husband –

JOKE OF THE DAY

A wife got so mad at her

husband she packed

his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the

door she yelled,

” I hope you die,

a long, slow painful death.”

He turned around

and said :

‘So, you,

want me to freaking stay?

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