A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror.

He asks, “What are you doing?”

She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the melons of a 25 year old.”

The husband retorts,

“Well, what did he say about your 50 year old bum?”

She replies, “Frankly dear, your name never came up.”

A man comes home from work and finds his wife standing in front of the mirror,

holding two cantaloupes up to her chest and admiring her reflection.

Curious, he asks, “What are you doing?”

She beams and says,

“I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the melons of a 25-year-old!”

The husband smirks and quips, “Oh yeah?

And what did he say about your 50-year-old bum?”

Without missing a beat, she turns to him and says,

“Funny you should ask! He said it looks exactly like you— needs a little lifting, but still hanging in there!”