Everyone is staring at her.
The guy thinks to himself, “there’s no way in hell I have a chance with her.” But, lo and behold, she sits down next to him and has a drink. The two get to talking, and the man learns that she is a hooker. A few drinks in, the man says, “I’m wealthy and single, how much would it be for a hand- job?” The woman replies, “Do you see the rings on my fingers?” Holding up her hand, the man sees a beautiful… READ MORE BELOW
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