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An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant, following a day of sight-seeing.

While sipping his sangria, he noticed a scrumptious, sizzling platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served at the next table?” The waiter replied, ” Ah senior, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!” The American, though momentarily daunted, said, “What the hell. I’m on vacation! Bring me an order!” The waiter replied, “I am so sorry Senior. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!”

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