Two Women were talking in heaven about How They Died? –

all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until

I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted

that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer…

we’d both still be alive.

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