“Two wives go out for girls’ night. Mine came back with a…

“Two wives go out for girls’ night.

Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee.

They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties, the other grabbed a wreath off of a grave.

The next morning one husband called the other and said, ‘no more girls night out!

My wife came back with no panties.’  The other husband said, ‘you think that’s bad?

Mine came back with a card in her crack that read, “from all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you!”‘”

Talk about a wild night out! These two wives really let loose, getting drunk and ending up having to pee in a cemetery.

But things took an even crazier turn when one wife used her panties to wipe, while the other stole a wreath off a grave!

The next morning, one husband calls the other, and the conversation is just priceless.

When he hears about his wife’s antics, he’s like “No more girls’ night out! My wife can’t be panicking no more.”

The other husband’s response though – “You think that’s bad? Mine came home with a wreath!” Ouch, that’s gotta sting.

Talk about an epic clash of drunken wives and mortified husbands. You can’t make this stuff up!

These couples clearly know how to party, even if it means desecrating a cemetery. I bet those hungover mornings were filled with lots of sheepish apologies and finger-pointing. This is the kind of outrageous girls’ night story that’s sure to leave everyone in stitches!