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Three guys are having a few beers

Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are.

Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can’t even cook.

Guy 2: That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can’t even drive yet.

Guy 3: My wife is dumber than both of them.

She bought 3 boxes of condoms to take on a business trip and she doesn’t even have a dick.

Three guys were sitting at a bar, sipping on cold beers and chatting about life.

The kind of casual, no-holds-barred conversation only happens after a few drinks.

Guy 1 took a long swig from his glass and let out a sigh. “Man, my wife is so dumb.

She wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen, and she can’t even cook! Like, what’s the point of a fancy kitchen if she can’t even boil water without setting off the smoke alarm?”

Guy 2 chuckled, shaking his head. “That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a $50,000 car, and she can’t even drive yet!

I mean, we’re still taking driving lessons, and she’s already picking out the color of her dream car.

I told her, ‘Sweetheart, how about we learn how to parallel park before we talk about what car you want?'”

Guy 3, who had been quietly listening to the others, suddenly broke in with a smirk. “You think that’s bad? My wife is dumber than both of them.”

The other two guys looked at him, intrigued. “Oh yeah? How’s that?”

Guy 3 leaned in, grinning like he was about to tell the greatest story ever.

“She bought THREE boxes of condoms to take on a business trip… and she doesn’t even have a dick.”

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