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This man is run over by a car and texts his wife.

A man was hit by a car while crossing the street

after leaving work for the day.

He was brought to the hospital with severe injuries.

He sent the following text messages to his wife:

“Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.”

“Tina brought me to the hospital.”

“They have been taking tests and doing x-rays.

””The blow to my head is very strong, may be serious.”

“Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm,

a compound fracture

of my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot.”

His

wife was really frightened and anxious after receiving his text messages.

She responded:

“Who is Tina?”

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