The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war.

The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins.He got to a phone and called her right away.“Oh honey, I’m so happy,” he said“Who took you to the hospital?”“Your brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized he named the twins.”The husband was horrified“But, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?”The wife answered, “We have a girl and a boyJoe named the girl Deniece.”The husband interrupted, “Well, that’s not so badWhat did he name the boy?”“Joe named the boy De-nephew.”