A soldier was stationed abroad and received a
‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read, Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our reIationship.
The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that
I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us.
I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim.
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could
spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-gir
Ifriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kim,
Harry included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected.
There were 43 photos in the enve
Iope along with a note that read, Dear Kim,
I’m so sorry but I can’t remember who you are.
PIease take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Harry.
