The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception

The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.

The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there,

so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination.

Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy,

so they got down to business in the back seat.

During the couple’s moment of passion, the cabdriver noticed a fork in the road, and said,

“I take the next turn, right?”

” Screw NO, get your own woman,”

said the groom, “this one’s all mine!”

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