Teacher:
“Kids,
what does the
chicken give you?”
Student:
“Meat!”
Teacher:
“Very good!
Now what
does the pig give you?”
Student:
“Bacon!”
Teacher:
“Great!
And what does
the fat cow give you?”
Student:
“Homework!”
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