An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell
phone to report that her car has been broken into.
She is hysterical as she explains
her situation to the dispatcher:
“They’ve stolen the stereo,
the steering wheel, the brake pedal,
and even the accelerator!” she cried.
The dispatcher said,
“Stay calm.
An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later,
the officer radios in.
“Disregard.”
He says,
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