A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on It. ‘has your picture on It. “

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

The blonde police officer looked at the square mirror, gave a sigh, and handed it back to the blonde driver.

“Ma’am,” she said, trying to keep a straight face, “this is not your driver’s license.”

The blonde driver stared at it for a moment before she gasped, “Oh no, I’ve been driving without my mirror license all this time!”

The policewoman, barely holding in her laughter, shook her head. “No, no. Your driver’s license. The one with your picture.”

The driver blinked and then said, “Wait! I think I remember now. It’s the one I always forget in my back pocket!”

She reached into her back pocket, pulled out a sandwich, and said, “Is it… is this a food license?”

The cop laughed out loud and shook her head. “No, that’s not a food license either!”

The blonde driver finally got serious. “Okay, I get it now. I’ll try to be more organized!”

The police officer smirked. “Let’s just hope your driving is a bit more organized, too!”