Teacher Addresses A Student.

The teacher addressed a pupil and asked him: “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!” the backbencher student says. “Four? Haha.” The teacher was one of those who enjoyed criticizing and humiliating his students. “Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,” the teacher commands a frontbencher.

“And for me, a coffee!” the backbencher student remarked. The teacher was enraged and booted the kid out of the classroom. Leaving the class, the student still had the arrogance to correct the enraged teacher: “You asked me how many kidneys’ we have.”“We have four—two of mine and two of yours. The word ‘We have’ refers to the plural. “Enjoy the grass. LOL!!

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