A businessman got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already

inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”

He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”

She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.

He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly,

so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”

The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

“‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”

The man answered, “S-H-I-T means

‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”