A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on the bed with a vibrator.

“What are you doing?”

She exclaimed.

The daughter replied,

“I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

A mother was walking down the hall, humming her favorite tune,

when she heard a strange whirring noise coming from her teenage daughter’s room.

Curious and a bit concerned, she swung the door open without knocking.

Inside, she found her daughter sitting cross-legged on the floor,

surrounded by wires, gears, and what appeared to be the remains of the family’s toaster.

“What are you doing?” she exclaimed, hands on her hips.

The daughter looked up, grinning, with a screwdriver in one hand and a circuit board in the other.

“I’m building a robot to do my chores!

Who needs clean clothes when you have innovation?”

The mother blinked, then sighed.

“I was going to ground you, but if this works, you’re programming it to vacuum the living room first.”