A girl walks into a supermarket.
She picks up a banana,
a can of soup,
and a loaf of bread.
She then walks up to
the cash register to pay.
The cashier looks at he
r and the items she has and says,
“I can tell you’re single.”
She smiles and responds,
“How do you know that?”
He says,
“Because you’re ugly.”
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