A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down.

The garage doesn’t open until morning, so they have to spend the night in a B&B. There is only one room available. The priest says, “Sister, I don’t think the Lord would mind if we share this one room. I’ll sleep on the sofa and you can have the bed.” “I think that would be fine,” the nun agrees.

They prepare for bed, say a few prayers, and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pass and the nun says, “Father, I’m very cold.” “OK,” says the priest, “I’ll get a blanket from the closet.”

Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: “Father, I’m still terribly cold.” The priest says, “Don’t worry, I’ll get up and get you another blanket. Another ten minutes pass, and then the nun murmurs in a soft and sultry voice, “Father, I’m still very cold. I don’t think the Lord would mind if we acted as husband and wife for one night.” “You’re right,” says the priest. “Get your own damn blankets, you annoying woman!”