There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver…
A chicken farmer went to a local bar
A chicken farmer went to a local bar…. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, ‘How about…
Wishing wells don’t work. Everyone knows that
Wishing wells don’t work. Everyone knows that. Right? …Well, that doesn’t apply to me. Not exactly, anyways. You see, I can…steal wishes, I guess. Pick up a…
“A 70-year-old man has never been ” joke
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go…
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant
They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs…
Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad,” Johnny said,…
Little Johnny was sitting in class
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “ Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on…
Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor…
There is a easy way to get what you want
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.” The other boy said, “How?” the…
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping…