
A beautiful blonde gets…
A Beautiful Blonde Gets on an Airplane, Then This Happened. A Beautiful Blonde Gets on an Airplane, and sits down in the first class section of the…

He Made a 20$ …
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10…

He bought…
“Last night I bought a sunflower to put on the windshield of someone I’m smitten with. After some consideration I decided not to since we had only…

This Woman….
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,…

Parents Tell Kids They’re….
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your…

She Was Shocked When She….
She Was Shocked When She Overheard Her Son Saying This In His Room. But His Teacher’s Response Is Hysterical. Little Billy was at home doing his math…

A Boy and his father in a mall
A Boy and his father in a mall An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but…

A blonde walks into a bank
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks…

HE LOST
BUT NEVER EXPECTED A GIRL TO SAY THIS WHEN HE ASKED HER OUT. The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass…

A young couple were on their honeymoon
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I…