Ford Drivers Are Going To Hell
Three men are out driving on a beautiful sunny day. However, they all fail to notice the stop signs and crash into each other at an intersection….
Two Canadians Die And Go To Hell
Two Canadians die and go to hell. The Devil decides to pay them a visit, so he enters their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused,…
More Than Chili Peppers
A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but the man next to you had…
Priest And Nun
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning, so they have…
A woman crept beneath the bed to spy on her husband
The following story comes from Reddit and it’s so good that is has been around for a while. Check it out below. A woman, cranky because her…
Well How Was It?
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he…
Little Johnny walks in on his mother
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush.”…
2 ladies are walking their dogs
2 ladies are walking their dogs. One has a big black lab, the other has a chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says “Let’s…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs…
An elderly couple decides to live
An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s… When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half…