2 ladies are walking their dogs
2 ladies are walking their dogs. One has a big black lab, the other has a chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says “Let’s…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs…
An elderly couple decides to live
An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s… When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half…
Little Johnny doing Math
The math teacher asks Little Johnny: “If I give you 3 cats, and then another 3 cats, and then again another 3 cats, how many cats would…
The new maid
A man hires a new maid and calls home to speak to his wife. The maid picks up. “Is this the maid” “Yes” “Well may I speak…
A Scottish man find a lamp
An English man, a Welsh man and a Scottish man find a lamp One of them give it a rub and a genie pops out. “ Thank…
THE F-WORD
This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned. The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the…
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
What age comes to mind when someone is mentioned as being “old”? That age keeps getting older as we move closer to it, so this is a…
An American couple is driving
An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife…
A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.”…