The Man Answers The Phone
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. The cell phone on one of the benches rings, and one of the men puts the…
Mother, How Were Humans Created?
A little girl was sitting at the kitchen table drawing a picture of her parents with crayons. She started thinking about her grandparents… what about her grandparents’…
Buying A Suit On The Cheap
A man was sold a very cheap suit. “But my left arm is much longer than my right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit is so…
The Poodle Dog’s Problem
A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly lunges at his friend. “My life is a mess,” it says. “My owner is a…
The Conductor’s Amazing Plan
A businessman rushed to the station just in time to catch the Rockhampton Express from Brisbane. After taking his seat, he asked the conductor when the train…
Her Husband’s Important Question
The room was filled with pregnant women and their husbands. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly…
Old Man On Motorcycle Races With Lamborghini
A rich man buys a new Lamborghini. It’s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out…
Cowboy And What Happened In Texas
A cowboy rode into town on his horse and stopped at a bar for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on foreigners, and…
My Father Left Me His Mansion While His New Wife and Daughter Got Only $10,000 Each
In a shocking twist, I inherited my estranged father’s mansion and fortune, leaving his second wife and daughter with a mere fraction. But as I was starting…
50 dollars Is 50 dollars!
Buddy and his wife Edna would go to the state fair every year. … and every year Buddy would say, ‘Edna, I want to ride in that…