He shocked hid old
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a…
Woman Panics
One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You…
Married man send his
A very rich married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. The man not wanting…
LOVE DRESS (FUNNY STORY)
A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her…
WOULD YOU REMARRY IF I DIE?! (FUNNY STORY)
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do..” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry? ” HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d…
A man is getting into the shower
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word…
75 Year Old Man Gives The Best Response Ever To This Doctor’s Question And It’s Perfect
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years…
Little Johnny & Worms!!
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into…
HE lost..
The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye. The man…
Husband ….
A policeman sent his wife and child to a sea resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he…