Paddy’s Late-Night Revenge
on the Noisy Neighbor’s Dog!
Paddy and his wife are lying in bed,
and the neighbor’s
dog is barking like mad in the garden.
“To hell with this!”
Paddy says and storms off.
He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later
, and his wife asks,
“What did you do?”
Paddy replies,
“I’ve put the dog in our garden;
let’s see how they f***in’ like it!”
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