The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.
So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So they do this, and begin painting their room.
Soon they hear a knock at the door. She asks who is it?
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When I was 7, “Santa” left a Gameboy on our doorstep, wrapped in a blue blanket. My parents had no idea who gave it, but I remember…
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sex&s, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s…
From Nara Subject: I (27F) eloped with my husband (29M) six months ago, which upset my controlling, traditional MIL. She banned me from Christmas dinner, and my…
3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.” he Englishman flicks on his…
A young boy tells his father, “Dad, our math teacher wants to see you.” The father asks, “What happened?” The boy replies, “She asked me, ‘How much…