My grandpa was the stingiest man who ever lived.

My grandpa was the stingiest man I’ve ever known. The kind of man who rinsed out ziplock bags to reuse them, cut paper towels into thirds, and turned off the lights if you left a room for more than three seconds. At restaurants, he’d pocket sugar packets and complain the portions were “for birds.” At Christmas, he’d give me socks—always on sale, always with the sticker still partially on. So when he died and the lawyer handed me a sealed envelope labeled For My Grandson, I wasn’t expecting much. Inside was a single slip of paper. A coupon. $100 off any in-store purchase. No expiration date…..CONTINUE READING IN BELOW