“When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore.
You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out! “Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all. “Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old. “No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all. “Do you have trouble crapping? “No, I crap every morning at 6:30. With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80? “I don’t wake up until 7:00.”
