There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.” “No, it’s not that. Today’s been the worst of my life. First, I overslept, was late to an important meeting. My boss, outraged just fired me.