A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit.
When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. “What are you doing?” she asks. “Mom, it’s my LOVE dress!! Don’t you like it?” I’ll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over” replies the mom. When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. “Now what are you doing?” “Mom, it’s my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!”
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A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. “Wow, look how small…
“Nurse,’ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, sir. I’m only here to wash your upper…
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What…
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie. He decides to test it out on his son at supper. Dad says: “Where…
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