Little Johnny’s Arithmetic Problem

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

“Why?” asks the father.

“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said, ‘6.’”

“But that’s right.”

“Then she asked me, ‘How much is 3×2?’”

His father asks, “What’s the f***ing difference?”

Johnny says, “That’s exactly what I said!”

Uh oh, looks like little Johnny got himself into a bit of a pickle with his arithmetic!

When the teacher asked him how much 2×3 is, he proudly proclaimed that he got an “F” in it.

Oops, not quite the right answer there, buddy.

But it’s the father’s hilarious reaction that really takes the cake.

When the teacher follows up by asking

“How much is 3×2?”, Johnny’s dad just loses it, blurting out “What’s the f*cking difference?!”

Talk about a parental meltdown!

This kid clearly still has some math skills to work on, but his candid responses are pure comedy gold.

Imagine the poor teacher’s face when Johnny so casually admits to failing that basic multiplication problem.

The sheer audacity!

And the dad’s exasperated question is the perfect cherry on top. He’s just as stumped as his son, proving that sometimes even the adults struggle with those tricky math equations. This family is definitely keeping their teacher on their toes!

Little Johnny may have bombed his arithmetic test, but he’s a total rockstar when it comes to delivering those unexpected, hilarious one-liners. This is the kind of classroom mishap that’s sure to have everyone in stitches!

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