His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father.
Whe got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway. “Why did you fail your math test?” he inquired. Little Johnny shrugged and replied: “My teacher isn’t very good.” Johnny’s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand. “Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.”.. Read More Below
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