JOKE OF THE DAY: An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog One Evening

A couple who had been sitting on their porch across the street saw the entire incident.

They were on their feet in an instant, running over to check on the woman.

“Are you okay?” they asked, their faces full of concern.

The man was already on his phone, explaining to the 911 dispatcher what had just happened. He reassured the woman,

“The police are on their way; they’ll be here in a few minutes.”

To their surprise, the woman simply smiled. She seemed completely unbothered by what had just occurred.

She gently patted their arms and said, “it’s really no big deal.” She went on to explain that the purse was an old one, a bit worn out, and she didn’t use it for money or anything valuable.

“I actually use it to put my dog’s poop in it until I get home to dispose it,” she said with a chuckle.

The couple’s concerned expressions immediately turned to a mix of shock and amusement.

They looked at each other and then back at the woman, imagining the scene that was about to unfold.

The man on the phone hung up and couldn’t help but say,

“imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.” He was likely expecting to find a wallet full of cash,

credit cards, or perhaps a smartphone. Instead,

he would be met with an unexpected and very unpleasant surprise—a truly deserved outcome for his actions.

The woman and the couple shared a laugh, and the evening’s drama ended with a moment of comical relief, all thanks to a simple, yet cleverly repurposed, old purse.

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