Jack’s Heat Wave Confession

Jack and his wife lived in Arizona where the summers are very hot.

He woke up one day when they were having a heat wave.

As he stepped out of the shower,

he complained to his wife, saying,

“it’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this.

What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes?”

“That I married you only for your money.”

Jack’s wife looked at him,

paused, and then replied with a smirk:

“Well, honey,

I guess they’d think I married you for your money!”

Her witty comeback highlights

her sense of humor and Jack’s bold idea, adding a hilarious twist to his request to beat the heat!

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