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“I thought I was a Biker”

The biker had a chat to this hot woman in a bar – it changed his perspective:“I thought I was a Biker”

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I’ve been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker.” She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women.”

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