“I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull,
but all he did was eat grass and ignore the cows.
I thought I’d wasted my money.
The vet checked him out, said he was healthy but
maybe a bit young, and gave me some pills to feed him daily.
Two days later, he was breeding all my cows,
then broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor’s cows!
I still don’t know what was in those pills…
but they kinda taste like peppermint.”