A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for
work when the husband looked at his wife and said,
“I gotta have you!”
He backed her up against the bathroom door,
pulled down her underclothes and ravaged her.
He knew he was doing great because she
screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.
When he finished,
he started putting his clothes back on and
when he noticed his wife still
writhing against the door he said, “
That was the best, honey.
You’ve never moved like that before,
you didn’t hurt yourself did you?”
His wife replies, “No, no.
I’ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”
