When we arrived home, looking forward to a pleasant evening.
When we arrived home, looking forward to a pleasant evening. … the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me on the phone this morning,” she said in tears. The husband immediately went downtown, caught the pharmacist, and demanded that he apologize.
Before he could get out a word or two, the pharmacist said to him: “Now listen to my side of the story. The alarm didn’t go off this morning, so I woke up late. I rushed out to the car without breakfast, but damned if I didn’t lock up when I had the keys to the house and the car. I had to break the window to get the keys.