I asked him to buy me sanitary pads.
When he came back, he brought the exact pads I use.
I asked, “How did you know I use these?”
And he said, “By the smell.” ”
And he said,
‘Easy! I just went to the aisle and looked for the one with the angriest woman on the box—
it matched your vibe perfectly last week!'”
“And he said, ‘I took a picture of the packet last time you yelled at me for getting the wrong one!'”
“And he said, ‘I just asked the store clerk for the pads that make women the happiest.
He handed me these.'”
“And he said, ‘I memorized the brand because
I was too scared to come back with the wrong one again!'”
“And he said, ‘It’s the one brand you don’t hide when guests come over—
I figured it must be important!'”
“And he said, ‘I just followed the scent of fear from all the other men avoiding that aisle!'”
