After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofabed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.
But hey I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl. Now… I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. So I said to my wife “it seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
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