Fly Hunt Mystery: The Husband’s Surprising Gender Breakdown
A woman walked into the kitchen
to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?”
she asked.
“Hunting flies,”
he replied.
“Oh, killed any?”
she said.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” came the answer.
Intrigued, the wife asked,
“How can you tell them apart?”
Husband: “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
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